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BonSpig's Nursery Rhyme Collection #1
Little Miss Muffet sat by her spider, eating her tuffet and weighing a ton.
It was absurd with a capital ‘Curd’ that she ate so much whey she could no longer run.
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Jack be sticky, Jack be nimble.
Jack jacked up an innocent thimble.
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Hey little fiddle, it’s not nice to twiddle with cows who are jumping the moon.
The cat has a riddle for Nicholas Biddle who’s dishing out forks to a spoon.
A rat spooned a frog by the cat and the dog as they gawked at this hideous action.
The cat and dog fainted and laid there, eyes tainted. The rat would not cease its attraction.
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Meanwhile, Mother Goose was having a heart attack.
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BonSpig's Stupid Little Poems: The Town Mushroom
There once was a mushroom right smack in a town
but nobody bothered to tear the thing down.
The shroom was just sitting there, right in the street,
but the residents thought that the mushroom was neat.
It stood and patrolled all the grass and the sky
and the street and the trees and the passerby.
The small fungal friend would’ve met its demise
if it weren’t family in the residents’ eyes.
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BonSpig's Stupid Little Poems: The Man Named Jeff
Once upon a time there was a man named Jeff.
Jeff was the founder of the S. B. F.
'S. B. F.' stood for 'Strange Bakery F'.
The 'F' meant nothing but it rhymed with 'Jeff'.
The man named Jeff, the man named Jeff.
The man named Jeff was a very odd chef.
As a chef, he founded the S. B. F.
Where he served people up fresh helpings of tar.
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As you probably know by now, we're posting poems. These do not show up in our featured deviations, only our "Poetry" folder.
Little Miss Muffet sat by her spider, eating her tuffet and weighing a ton.
It was absurd with a capital ‘Curd’ that she ate so much whey she could no longer run.
-
Jack be sticky, Jack be nimble.
Jack jacked up an innocent thimble.
-
Hey little fiddle, it’s not nice to twiddle with cows who are jumping the moon.
The cat has a riddle for Nicholas Biddle who’s dishing out forks to a spoon.
A rat spooned a frog by the cat and the dog as they gawked at this hideous action.
The cat and dog fainted and laid there, eyes tainted. The rat would not cease its attraction.
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Meanwhile, Mother Goose was having a heart attack.
BonSpig's Nursery Rhyme Collection #1
We have no regrets. We apologize, however, for the disturbing and extensive part about the rat and the frog. You be the judge of whether or not this requires a mature content filter. If we get responses about it, we will update it accordingly.

                                                                                                                                                                                    ~Sam and Peter
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There once was a mushroom right smack in a town
but nobody bothered to tear the thing down.
The shroom was just sitting there, right in the street,
but the residents thought that the mushroom was neat.
It stood and patrolled all the grass and the sky
and the street and the trees and the passerby.
The small fungal friend would’ve met its demise
if it weren’t family in the residents’ eyes.
BonSpig's Stupid Little Poems: The Town Mushroom
This is a little thing that I whipped up in a few minutes. It's not supposed to be symbolism, but if you make up a greater meaning, please don't hesitate to post it in the comments.
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Once upon a time there was a man named Jeff.
Jeff was the founder of the S. B. F.
'S. B. F.' stood for 'Strange Bakery F'.
The 'F' meant nothing but it rhymed with 'Jeff'.

The man named Jeff, the man named Jeff.
The man named Jeff was a very odd chef.
As a chef, he founded the S. B. F.
Where he served people up fresh helpings of tar.
BonSpig's Stupid Little Poems: The Man Named Jeff
Disclaimer: This is not to be taken seriously. This is just intended to give people a quick laugh to people who are looking for real poetry.
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Sam and Peter Kniffen
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We're just two brothers who don't really draw that well, but hope to get better.
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ElectronTheShinx82 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Side note: I'm not gonna get another program to replace MS paint until PMD 2 is over, which is an awfully long time from now.
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BonSpig Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good luck, but I feel like you're going to be pretty lost with a new program, as most programs don't have the circle tool, which seems to be your preferred way of drawing.
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ElectronTheShinx82 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and that's why i never got photoshop...
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BonSpig Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I meant that as a joke. You are unbelievable.
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ElectronTheShinx82 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dear Bonspig, I actually did some f**king effort, so you better appreciate how much my back hurts after focusing on drawing a f**king Braixen for f**k sake.

Love ElectronTheShinx82

P.S. Effort no longer equals Popularity.
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BonSpig Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dear ElectronTheShinx82,
      
     Wow, that came out of nowhere, but I'll still respond. It likely did take some effort in drawing circle tools and line tools and erasing parts of them. It must've been very difficult using the fill tool for all manners of coloring. I can't -imagine- how long -that- could've taken. Also, you're lucky that you aren't blocked, because I still wanted to keep things civil. And yet here you are, holding a grudge, crawling back to BonSpig, complaining about something that I said weeks ago, and swearing like a sailor. Very mature.

Sincerely yours, BonSpig

P.S. I can see that effort does not equal popularity, as you are quite popular.
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ElectronTheShinx82 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just leave me alone and let me put effort myself.

effort never equaled popularity.
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BonSpig Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good luck improving if you throw a fit whenever someone gives you criticism.

I can see that.
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ElectronTheShinx82 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, the world is pretty messed up.
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TheHauntingsArt Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
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For the watch!

I thought you were already watching me before, but I must have been imagining.
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